Please, please can I make the copies??
Because if I'm making the copies, then I don't have to stay at the desk behind Mrs. Malaprop. And if I'm not at the desk behind Mrs. Malaprop, then I don't have to hear such gems as: "I know he's a gay, but we don't put up with diskrimmatory practices." Or: "There's no mezzaleen in this building- that's just the second floor behind the first." And I don't have to listen to a ten minute diatribe about how she is "all-ER-gy to shellfood." After hearing her say shellfood for the 8th time, I said, "so you don't eat seafood, because you're allergic to shellfish?" And she answered, "That's what I been saying! I'm allergy to shellfood. Don't you listen?"
Apparently not. Also, before giving me a bunch of folders to file she asked if I was familiar with the alphabet. Either she didn't hear me, or she ignored me when I answered "We've met." Lordy.



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