Serioulsy. That's how my story begins. It was dark and stormy on June 12th 1967 and my mom hopped on a bus to deliver me in Kings County Hospital, because my father was freaking out so much my mom refused to get in the car with him.
Today I turn forty. How do I feel about that? Eh. That's not a bad eh. Just a not-a-whole-lot-different-than-39 eh. Let's talk at fifty.
Forty ain't bad. It feels slightly weird saying it... but it doesn't feel bad being it. I kinda like who I am; 20-year-old Iris had a hard time leaving "teen" behind (there's a story for you) but today's Iris likes being mature. Only I'm totally not, but simply by virtue of being forty years old, people will presume that I am mature.
I was hoping my divorce would be final by now, only there was a delay in paperwork. I would've loved to be divorced and forty in the same month; I'll settle for the same year. W'ever*. I'll be out celebrating my fortieshness with friends, and pretty much doing what 39-year-old Iris was doing. But certainly not what 20-year-old Iris was doing. Noooo. I don't think my liver could handle it.
*People attempting to show how mature they are should not quote Kappa MIkey in their posts. Just sayin'.
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