I have no time to be sick right now. I cast you out!!
I'm sitting at my desk in a sweater vest, scarf, and with a portable heater blasting my bottom. And I'm still cold. My coworkers have their windows open, because they are evil and not fighting a cold like I am.
I only have a little elderberry syrup left, so Cheb has been getting a daily dose and doesn't seem sick at all. I took one for the team, I guess. Hey- did you know Duane Reade now sells elderberry syrup? Didja? I need to pick some up. I may be slightly delirious and rambly.
Next week two of the four people that work here will be out. That leaves me & the Big Cheese. So I can't be sick. I said that already, didn't I? Cold medicine makes me goofy.